"Шишков, прости, не знаю, как перевести."

[civil_engineer]

- Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

- Why you call your release beta ?
- ...Cause it's betta then nothin...

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Comments

[everlasting-cat.livejournal.com]

«- Why you call your release beta ?
- ...Cause it's betta then nothin...»

Во-во-во! :))))

[berry-fish.livejournal.com]

Забавненько )))
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[mirkina.livejournal.com]

Душевнейше. :)

[taliarus01.livejournal.com]

С первого анекдота просто валяюсь..спасибо. До слез рассмешили:)